Sunday, March 6, 2011

Probably the most random/unrelated post I have written to date...

There is a tv that I watch mostly for the music and dance breakout called Glee. They also have some great scriptwriting sometimes too. A lot of quick talking comments like the Gilmore Girls once had. Recently they did an episode that I just had to write them. If you actually watch this show then you will get it. All the rest of y'all... just ignore this email...

Those Gummivitamens didn't work...

My dad told me there are two ways to get your woman back : hunting and Justin Bieber.

Spongehear/Squarechin

Your lucky I left my airgun at home cause I have a clear shot at your nannies.

-Who can tell me what an anthem is?
Is the bottem of an ants pants.
-So close, so close.

Dude, that haircut makes you mouth look even bigger, if that is even possible.

We underestimated the power of the Beebs.
....Sugar-sweet jolt of the beebs.

(diva-off)
Why not now? Cause I have to go get my cross trainers cause i'm doing some runs.

I know i'm hot melted butter.

-Hey, where's tha hate?
Not the point of Glee club Sue.

And William, I don't care how cute those kids are but if i heard one song from journey I will start pulling out cathaters.

...or open your mouth to lip a humugous stamp for a lazy giant....I wants on dem froggy lips and I wants on 'em now...Not only am I giving you full rights to these rambutious twins that live on this rib cage,... not only cause you can unlock that gianomous jaw and shallow him whole like a pathon.

...field trip to the sad house...



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